I just got a foot-long sub loaded with goodness, as well as a big bag of chips. I was eating half when I drove by a homeless person with a sign. I could have given him my other half a sandwich, or even the chips. But I didn’t. In fact, I tried not to even look at him as I proceeded to dribble mayonnaise down my chin and gobble down turkey and pepper jack. I ended up eating the whole thing. Am I a bad person?
You’re not a bad person, just a hungry one. And if it eases your guilt, thanks to the cheese and mayo, the homeless guy will probably outlive you.